Sometimes there’s a prop in search of a punchline, and sometimes there’s a punchline in search of some props. This is one of the latter. It was a challenge to go through my many parts boxes, trying to find some sort of “Transformers” cosplay for my figures that would look as silly as possible, and yet sell the idea that they were trying to appear to be robots that changed into vehicles — sort of. Of course, clueless Newbie gets the worst of it. Love that bucket on his head.