Having spent some time passing through airports the last couple weeks, this somehow seems appropriate. As always, Minion Number 2 is much more interested in appearing to do his job than actively being effective at his job. Frighteningly, I think he has that in common with at least a small minority of TSA employees. This trip I learned that those expensive full body scanners are completely effective in defending us against people whose jeans are worn slightly too low because they have no belts because the TSA won’t let them wear their belts because of the full body scanners. Yeah. I feel safer already.